Have a nice Easter, family and friends! Save me some jelly beans, please!

The big issue with the post office is that there are some things you cannot send through the U.S. mail so you HAVE to use UPS or Fed Ex. Like shipping live animals. You can’t do that with the U.S. Mail – and I am sure there are many good reasons for that. But if you have the right container and are willing to pay extra for special handling, shipping snakes or fish or other animals is a part of doing business and daily life for a lot of people.

People are always telling me to have a nice day. But nobody ever tells me HOW to have a nice day. So I was thrilled to finally find these instructions for having a nice day. Hope you find it as helpful as I have.

I made the mistake of adding a cup of coffee to my McDonalds breakfast order at the drive through. I guess it was late in the morning and most people had quit ordering breakfast or coffee, although I do know some people who drink coffee all day long. Like truck drivers and telemarketers and engineers. I swear those people could not do their jobs if it were not for frequent coffee breaks.

But the coffee I ordered was really bad. It was bitter as hell and I couldn’t drink it. I dumped it in the trash can at the edge of the parking lot when I got to work. I wont make that mistake again.

I have been buying CDs since the 1980s and spend anywhere from $14 to $20 on each one. Now they are only worth $2 a piece. Not exactly a smart money investment.

But I didn’t mind investing in the music itself. At least the artists and the songwriters got some money from me.

I bought a box mix to make brownies and it has been sitting in the pantry forever. Tonight I decided to make them for a nice snack after dinner. They turned out great and I had to hide a couple in the back of the cabinet to make sure that I have a couple left to take to work with me tomorrow.

Her hair has always been long and crazy wild, dyed, over styled and kinky. She is getting pudgy, if not outright fat. Her face is bland and if she didn’t wear makeup she would be homely. Her voice is scratchy and not a wide range.

None of these things make her sexy or star material. But somehow when you put it all together and watch her videos, she comes across as incredibly hot, especially if you are into cougars.

Did Santa find your house? He came here and left a big pile of Christmas presents under my tree! Wow – can’t wait to have a nice breakfast and then commence to tearing open all those presents!

I’m hoping to make a generous contribution to an animal rescue organization. These are the people who rescue dogs from puppy mills and find proper homes for the animals. I saw them in action this summer and was very much impressed.

My heart goes out to animals, especially dogs, and hope that some day in the future there will no longer be a need for animal rescue groups because people will be more responsible with their pets, they will have them spayed and neutered, and will not allow them to reproduce for the sake of selling them from puppy mills.

But we are not related and its not my problem. I can go to the wedding because I had enough notice to be able to plan ahead for it.

Our friend, Wesley, wants to throw a bachelor party for him next Friday night. Again, with Christmas right around the corner, getting people together for a bachelor party has been tough. a lot of people have company Christmas parties they have to attend, or shopping they need to finish. But we are determined to send Brad off to his wedded bliss in style.